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#Madoff Trick & Treats

Yes, I know that you've all been shvitzing with anticipation and wondering where I've been for the last week.
If you must know, Ruthie came down for a conjugal a few days ago, and ever since, I've been too tired to blog.

But, I'm back in the saddle, as they say..

1. To Art Nadel: Yes, we'd be happy to include you in our regular backgammon games. Just remember to bring some of that loot that you stashed; Junior (Persico) doesn't take chits.

2. To: Irv Picard.: Oy, I feel for you! Everyone's crapping on you about the millions that you've been making from this train wreck, all while the "victims" are only getting a few shekels.  Irv--they're all schmucks! They just don't understand how the system works. Send my love to Jamie D.

3. To My Boys: Didn't I tell both of you that it was smarter for you to become lawyers?! If you listened to me, you wouldn't be kvetching about the legal fees that you're still paying. Trust me, its better than having to pay  restitution to undeserving idiots!

4. To: Eliot Shvitzer. All I can say is that if CNN weren't part of the basic cable package here, I'd cancel the f**king subscription all together. I know your father Eliot; a shrewd bastard for sure, but at least he knows when to keep his mouth closed. You? Aside from maybe my own kids, you might be the most sanctimonious, self-righteous little pr*ck that I've ever met.

Jodi-take a note: Short 100,000 TWC on Thursday. Once everybody has had their full of watching election returns, they'll go back to Cartoon Network.

5. To: Janey Wells. What? I'm not invited to be included in your new Facebook account?! 

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on November 01, 2010 (boomark / email).