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#Madoff Monetize Machine

From: Bernie
To: Ike
You know what I find is amazing?

The fact that Irv Picard has billed out close to $100 million in less than two years, most of that is for time spent on sending out claim denial letters! The fact that he hasn't recovered more than ten cents from the people that I turned into billionaires, and the fact that all he has recovered is the cash that was sitting over at JP and BNY before I turned myself in...(ok, Santander did stand up and they did the right thing by giving back $250 mil...).

Crazy, right? You know what else is crazy?
My boy tells me that there are 1000 visitors coming to the blog every day, and not one single person has done the right thing by taking out an ad!

So, after providing a free playbook for almost two years, Baby Ruth insists that we change this, and introduce a "paywall". I've told her that I've got plenty of walls here that I can contribute! Ha!
BLM

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on August 27, 2010 (boomark / email).