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Bernie's Bongiorno

To: Mo
From: Nan
What the f**k is going on, now?!!
Who is it that wants my car?!! The Feds?!

What is this? A stupid f**king joke??!

You tell that [dick] Zabel that:

1. His Daddy has been paid enough by Jeff P's family to buy himself an entire fleet of Bentley's! What does he need another one for??
2. Nose Picker Picard has already told me that he wants the car!
3. How does anybody expect Rudy to get around?!
4. You know what? Fine. The f**king car is a gas guzzler anyway, and its got a bunch of dings on it thanks to the idiot Jewish ladies that don't know how to park a car here! That's why I left it in the Mizner Park shopping center last week.
5. And, guess what--its got a f**king boot on it now, and there's $200 worth of parking tickets on the windshield.

Tell them all to have a friggin' field day!! I'm getting myself a Lexus!

Nan B.

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on June 24, 2010 (boomark / email).