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#Madoff Monday

From: Pete
To Bernie

Hope that your Father's Day was a good one.
I know that the boys sent you a box of ties, but they were actually well-intentioned. If you don't want them, Ruth can return them to Mitchell's.

Thought you'd like to know that we decided to re-create the annual summer party a little bit early this year, and it was just like old times! You couldn't have asked for better weather!

On another note, just when we thought that the f**king media would lose focus and we could all get back to normal, some schmuck from the NY Post wrote a story that every other stupid publication is re-printing as if it were true. When will they learn?!

You know and I know that $9 billion didn't go out to your friends before the sh*t hit the fan. If it did, Marcia would have known about it, right?

OK, So Nan might have known, but let's face it, Dimes wouldn't know how to ties his own shoes, no less whether or not Picower is really dead, or where the cash is buried.

And, what with that whole big trail of emails the feds must have found by now, if  nine big ones actually got moved,  maybe someone should be asking JPMorgan where they got the cash to buy that equity stake in Afghanistan! 

The whole thing makes me sick, and let me tell you something else; tell Picower's people that if they actually do cough up some cash to Picard and those knuckleheads at SIPC , before they do, tell April that I'm still entitled to 1 point.

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on June 22, 2010 (boomark / email).