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Allure magazine has written a poem about the beauties on FoxNews, with this provocative headline, "Fox News's Hot Anchors: With its bevy of babes, the network should be called the Foxy News Channel":

Roger Ailes is such a whiz
At the infotainment biz.
His Fox News babes are always hot
(And health care is a Commie plot!).
But we digress; let's start anew
To look upon these happy few
With locks so blonde and legs so long,
We're tempted to break out in song.
You must admit they're kind of fun
With all their phasers set on "stun."
Those gleaming smiles belie the task
And take the edge off if they ask:
"Why, Mr. O, why do you hate
Puppies and kittens and all that's great?"
Their hair, it's clear, would hardly budge,
Nor would their makeup even smudge
If they were set upon a luge?
They'd laugh and cry: "We're going rouge!"
Sure, Rachel Maddow has the smarts
But can she work her giggly parts?
The obvious, let it be said:
Their favorite power suits are red.
Of course we know that it's not fair
To generalize, with nose in air.
There's no intention to deride:
We report and you decide.

via www.allure.com

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