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Hump and Hemp Wednesday with Madoff

To: Bernie
From: J. Picower

Barb decided to give up some of the cash to Picard & Co., but now she can't seem to recall where we buried the damn key to the safe deposit box. Since it was you that took the photo, she's hoping you might remember where the hell we were at the time.

Obviously, I have to keep staying low, but if you could get a message to her, that would be great; she could also probably pull out a few stacks of $100's so that your boys could straighten out the tax bullshit.
Jeff

From: J.Dimon
To: S. Harbeck

Good work on the Picower front. That should keep everyone happy for at least another year, and will certainly distract Irv's clawyer's re: the $250mil we pulled out. As promised, we've got a spot waiting for you here at JP when your tenure at SIPC runs its course.

Good for us that Teddy Wells is lending a hand to my buddy Lloyd. If Hank P. actually does go back for his old job, that might present some problems...but Hank's not a complete schmuck, and he should know better than to put himself back in the spotlight.

BTW- Now that DC is going to allow medical mary jane dispensaries, I'd appreciate if you could coordinate three or four of your people picking up two bags each every month and sending via courier. Speak to my asst. i.e. drop off location (not the office!)

Jamie

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on May 05, 2010 (boomark / email).