Miscellaneous

Uhm, I appreciate folks trying to be all neighborly and all...

...but when your neighbor comes over at five in the morning and asks to borrow your gun, nine times out ten this is going to be a bad idea.

Such was the case when Meloney Jackson borrowed her neighbor's gun so she could put a cap in her husband's ass. Apparently, Jackson tried to get a gun the week before from a gun dealer, claiming she needed it for self-defense in light of an upcoming divorce hearing. The gun dealer didn't buy her self-defense story and wouldn't sell her a gun, so she did what any upstanding citizen would do -- sought help from the community.

"Baker County, Florida ... where your neighbors care about you!"

[To save the inevitable commentor who will heckle me, yes, I now realize that Dustin already posted about this story last week. I'll blame the fact that I wrote this yesterday while suffering through a wicked hangover which was clouding my thinking and ability to remember anything we recently discussed on this here site. "QuizLaw ... where the writers are so stupid, they post the same shit a week later!"]

Full post as published by Quiz Law on March 10, 2008 (boomark / email).