Personal Injury Law

On behalf of the Red Sox Nation, I'd like to thank his Holiness.

By Steve Lombardi

Once again there is proof in the pudding that even God is a Red Sox fan. There is near overwhelming evidence that Pope Benedict XVI is a Red Sox fan.

While the Yankees lament yet another kink in their armor, there is little disagreement that Pee-Bee is a member of the Red Sox Nation. With the Pope scheduled to say holy mass at Yankee Stadium on April 20th the Yankees are turned into gypsies for almost three whole weeks. It leaves me wondering what will become of all of this high drama that is nothing more then one huge distraction for the Yankees. With Hank Steinbrenner in charge and the Pope doing his best to upset the Big Apple cart things aren't looking any better for Jeter-the-alleged-tax-cheater or Roger please-don't-asterisk-me Clemens.

And although this answers our question about God being a Red Sox fan, it still leaves me pondering several questions with legal implications.

For starters does the Pope have a beanie with the signature "B" on the front?

Does the Pope get himself psyched up for a big mass by watching game 4 of the 2004 ALCS?

What are the terms of the deal Jeter struck with New York Tax enforcement?

Should Clemens be charged with perjury for saying "Yes" to being a member of the 1984 to 1996 Boston Red Sox teams?

Is it a defamation of my name for someone also named Steve Lombardi, not me, to have a blog about being a Yankee fan?

It's great to be a founding member of the Red Sox Nation! Go Sox!

Full post as published by Des Moines Personal Injury Lawyer on March 09, 2008 (boomark / email).