International Law

Conan O?Brien kept up his drumbeat of jokes about his tense situation with his network Wednesday night ? and even made a pointed reference to losing out on his show because Jay Leno wanted it, too.

Here are a list of the NBC-related jokes Mr. O?Brien delivered during his Wednesday show:

Hi, I?m Conan O?Brien, and I?ve been practicing the phrase, ?Who ordered the mochaccino grande??

Hosting ?The Tonight Show? has been the fulfillment of a lifelong dream for me ? and I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it too.

According to a new TV Guide poll, 83 percent of voters want me to stay at 11:35. When he heard this poll number, President Obama asked, ?How can I get NBC to screw me over??

I?m getting a lot of support out there, especially from an online group calling themselves ?Team Conan.? It?s very exciting?it?s the first time in my life I?ve been on a team where I wasn?t picked last.

Last night, the new season of ?American Idol? started on the FOX Network and it was watched by an audience of 30 million people. When they heard that, NBC executives said ?That?s not true, there?s no such thing as an audience of 30 million people.?