Law Humor

Never ask a question you don't know the answer to.

By NBlack

Case in point:

Q. And do you remember how you were dressed [for the line-up]?

A. Yeah, dress slacks and a grey short-sleeved shirt, if my memory serves me correctly.

Q. Did you have a Texas Law Enforcement belt buckle on?

A. Yes, sir, I did.

Q. And it had the State Seal, so it's some sort of law enforcement belt buckle; is that right?

A. Yes, sir.

Q. You said you removed it prior to going in the line-up?

A. Yes, sir. Q. I thought you said the other day you had to keep your hands in front of you?

A. I did. I had to hold my pants up, sir.

Hat tip:  Say What?

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Full post as published by Legal Antics on February 22, 2008 (boomark / email).