Law Students

This year we will be sending our weekly newsletter home via email.

So many of you claimed you never received the newsletter because little Jonny was completely incapable of taking the piece of paper from the hand of the teacher, putting it in his folder, and putting the folder in his bag. Even when we did each of these steps together as a group at the end of the day. Even when the teacher gave up and put the damn paper in the damn folder and into the damn bag for Jonny, the odds of you taking the folder out when he got home were slim to none. I mean really, get off the damn internet long enough to take an interest in your child and read the newsletter. How else are you going to know that we're asking for more money?

From time to time we may send other notices or reminders via email.

Like when we ask for money. Did I mention the walk-a-thon? The auction? The candy sales? The magazine sales? The wrapping paper sales? The ornament sales? The spring flower sales? Hell, if we could, we'd sell nun blood. Anything to pay for the new windows, right?

In the meantime, it is our hope that the school year has begun well for all of our children. It has been wonderful to have them back in our care again.

Really, the teachers were getting dangerously close to bored at the end of August, which always leads to increased heroin use. Now that school is back in session, we merely have to contend with the raging alcoholism.

God's peace,

Principal

Full post as published by Butterflyfish on September 02, 2009 (boomark / email).