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I first posted this yesterday, and so far I've received responses from nothing but robot scammers trying to get me to join their dating websites. I assure you, I am a real person. I am sincerely looking for a travel companion. Anybody real out there interested in a wonderful roadtrip, all expenses paid by me? You must like dogs as I will be bringing mine. She's a sweet old pup. So am I.


Hello Ladies:

I am planning my twice-annual roadtrip to Colorado, Wyoming, Montana, Utah, Arizona, and New Mexico. I've made this two-week run many times before with just myself and my brilliant and beautiful Chesapeake Bay Retriever. This trip I'd like to try traveling with a female companion as well as my dog. I'll be leaving in late September.

My regular roadtrips consist of visits to National Parks, Museums, Antique Stores, and anything else I can find that's interesting and fun. My ideal travel companion would like to laugh alot, rock and roll, take scenic drives, and generally enjoy life and the road.

As for me: I'm 6'2", 200 pounds, and damned good-looking I'm told (but you know how people lie). I'm extremely liberal in my views, so Republicans, please don't waste your time or mine. I'm part comedian and part left-wing Hell-raising Criminal Defense Lawyer. I promise that you will be entertained and amused. My sense of humor is neither clean nor politically correct, so if you're easily offended, then please don't bother.

Your age and religion are not important to me, but I must be honest and admit that I am looking for a reasonably attractive and smart woman that I can spoil on vacation. Could that be you?

Be brave and let's find out. First let's email, then talk on the phone, then please let me take you out to dinner a few times to see if we're compatible enough to pull this off. I've never sought out a travel mate this way before, and I'm not expecting much in the way of a response. So surprise me and let's give it a shot.

I have many references if you wish to check me out. Even my exes will vouch for me. I'm a nice guy and I strongly believe in respecting women. I'm quite proud of my reputation both personally and professionally. Let's take a roadtrip!

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