Law Humor

By Judge Jerry Buchmeyer

From Amy Hanner of Austin (Amy is a legal assistant to Velva L. Price of the firm of Kothmann & Associates), this excerpt from a deposition taken by Velva Price - who is the president-elect of the Travis County Bar Association.

Q. When was the last time you hunted?

A. The last day I was in Brady.

Q. Okay. And that would be - I'm sorry. When was the last day you were in Brady?

A. That would have been after the 30th, probably the 32nd or so, whenever the last day of hunting season was.

Mr. Phenix: 32nd? Are you going to create a new month?

A. After the 31st. Yeah, right, after the 32nd.

Q. (By Ms. Price) I like [Mr. Phenix] going after somebody other than me, so thank you.

Full post as published by Say What! on August 12, 2009 (boomark / email).