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Alright. Here's try number 2. Why the second try? Because of all the replies I've received, I feel it necessary for the disclaimers below.

Yeah. I'm a geek. I dig science fiction movies and books and have an affinity for zombie stories. I hang with computer enthusiasts and hippies and I'm learning how to play guitar. Oh yeah, and I live in South Minneapolis in a home I own and I work as a public interest lawyer. I spend my days working for the poor and my evenings with friends or with a band I'm in with friends. I'm at the gym a few times a week and otherwise like to stay active on a mountain bike I'm not afraid to use. I'm a romantic at heart and am not above randomly sending flowers and if asked, I might even sing to you.

Here are my vitals:

- 6 feet tall
- short black hair
- brown eyes; glasses
- 250 lbs
- great calves (meh..why not?)
- wanna-be rock star

You:

- relatively low-maintenance (i.e., not emotionally co-dependent)
- not afraid of public displays of affection
- educated (i.e., doesn't use "conversate" or "U R" instead of "you are")
- aware of the world (I once went on a date with a woman who told me that she just learned Alaska wasn't an island)
- able to make fun of David Carradine
- great legs
- in touch with your inner nerd

Hey - send me a picture and I'll send one in return. I might even send you a link to YouTube of my old band.

That said, if you don't send me a picture, I will likely not respond. If you e-mail me from an e-mail address that suggests your name is something silly like Eowyn Farmchunkystyle (bluzarbfleez13113@gmail.com), please feast on the feces of your young rather than bother me. You know we all have something better to do. You have shit to eat and I have legitimate responses to read. If your message to me inlcudes any reference to another website (e.g., tinyurl), eat a dick. Seriously. Your bullshit denegrates all of us. I appreciate the compliments of me being cute regardless of your inability to see what I look like, but again, you silly fuck, you're not sucking me in with your spam flattery.

I'm really not this much of an asshole personally. I just hated digging through the dozens of crap e-mails just to fish out the legitimate ones.

• Location: South Mipples
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