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The Contest Results Are In!! Please Process..

To: Madoff Sentencing Lottery Dept
cc: B. Madoff

From: J. Picower

Andy- I'm guessing that you're the one that's tallying the votes for the contest, and I wanted to let you know that we submitted our entry this morning.

Given the hundreds of account entries for this program, I'm sure it will be easy to back date accordingly. Please confirm to April Freilich that we selected 50+.

Even though you removed the odds payout from the blog, my understanding is that our entry is entitled to a 7:5 payout. April will provide you with instructions re: wire transfer.

I'm hoping that the payments will be handled more quickly than the way Mr. Picard is managing the SIPC process. We're still scratching our heads as to why investments made prior to '95 are being sent to SIPC's Neverland Ranch division.

No doubt yesterday's event will create many more opportunities for you all; please let me know how we can continue the relationship.

Best regards to your Mom.

Jeff

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on June 30, 2009 (boomark / email).