Law Humor

Say Nothing When You Have Nothing To Say..

I'm a big believer in "when you don't have anything to say, don't say it.." Which explains my relative lack of silence. With the exception of the lawsuit that we're filing against Morgenthau's wife.

Instead, I just wanted to drop you a line and advise that all is well.

The Memorial Day Weekend brought us fantastic weather and a great barbeque, although we did miss the annual sailathon on Bull. As you should imagine, we all toasted you, Frankie D., Ruth, Nan, Eleanor, Pete and David.

Well, some of us roasted you, but we all refrained from throwing stones at glass houses. After all, your penthouse has a glass-roof, and several of us have yet to install our own bullet-proof glass windows.

Just to let you know, I've toned down the frequency of emailing--but along the way, I've encountered a great game that we're all playing via our Blackberries and cell phones. Its another "Madoff Memorbilia" item, and no doubt that your sons will be filing a copyright claim against this one too, but since Andy spends so much time txt messaging, he'll certainly appreciate this one: Its absolutely free!!

On another note--as you anticipated Midas, Santander caved and settled, and I've made a side bet that Dimon over at JP is going to quietly do the same. If he's got half a brain.

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on May 26, 2009 (boomark / email).