Law Humor

My Brother Bernie--Its About Time!!!

Well, now you're an even bigger macha than you were yesterday. Time Magazine's Top 100 Most Famous. Just click on the link to see where you rank.

Funny, right? You were so pissed off that you didn't make the cover years ago for "revolutionizing the world of stock trading", and now here you are, right next to Jamie Dimon.

That kid should only understand what ends up happening to people that wind up on the covers of magazines and in lists like this one.

But let's face it; you were the one that didn't want any digital fingerprints left behind, and it was me that revolutionized electronic stock trading. It was me that created Primex--while you were flying around in the jet. Ask my pal John. He'll tell you.

And, just so you're aware, the deal for BMIS isn't closing without a fight. I filed a law suit yesterday and I'm insisting on a licensing fee for the Primex part. I'd tweet about it, but I'm thinking that the whole Twitter thing is overrated. Now that my moron son-in-law's friends at the SEC are using it to "catch fraudsters", that's as good as indication as any that Twitter is for twerps.

The icing on the cake--and btw- I hope you liked the cake that I sent over--will be when the DOJ starts using Twitter.. Talk about twits. I've seen the traffic logs for your blog--some donut dunker is spending 15 minutes a day on that thing. Great way to spend tax payer money, right?

BTW--Mark really did manage to sell your life insurance policy, and Ruth's. Don't ask me how. I've got a call in to a friend at Stone Point and asked him to reply at Ask Me A Question over to the right. They know about these life settlement deals. Half of the people at Glen Oaks are talking about doing the same thing.

When Picard settles up and pays me the $500k for the Primex piece, I'll buy a couple of life settlment contracts--probably put them into Shana's name. A solid investment. Especially with this f--king swine flu. Wild..Scaring the crap out of everyone. At least you're in a safe spot--and that prisons are prohibited from buying alcohol-based hand sanitizer. So's the US Navy!!. I told Andy to load up on any stock he can buy in that Soapopular company.

Anyway, congrats again on the Time Top 100. Mom would be proud, I guess.

Pete

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on April 30, 2009 (boomark / email).