Miscellaneous

Crush on Obama Does Not Extend to Actual Vote

Oh, Obama Girl.

?I didn?t get a chance to vote today because I?m not registered to vote in New York,? she said.

So where is Obama Girl registered to vote?

?New Jersey.?

Um, but didn?t New Jersey also hold a primary?

True. The problem, she explained, was that she was sick in New York City and was unable to get back across the Hudson River to the polls in Jersey City.

Of course, she wasn't too sick to attend a party that night or roam the streets of NYC the day before to conduct interviews. So disheartening -- you put your faith in someone wearing short shorts and a belly-exposing mid-riff, and she lets you down every time.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on February 07, 2008 (boomark / email).