Miscellaneous

Smells like Florida's own Florida had a healthy plate of baked beans for breakfast

According to The Legal Satyricon, Florida has its own Florida, and its name is Polk County. A resident of this county, 15-year-old Johnathan Locke, Jr. "has been accused of passing gas on the school bus, and for that mere accusation he was barred from riding the bus for three days."

The official "school bus misbehavior form" states the following:

Johnathon passes gas on the bus to make the other children laugh and it is so stink that you can't breath after he does it.

I wonder if whoever filled out this form can be barred from filing out other such forms in the future on account of misspelling Locke's name and using questionable sentence structure (although "it is so stink" may be my new favorite insult).

(Hat tip: Marco)

Full post as published by Quiz Law on March 24, 2009 (boomark / email).