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Oscar Hotness

By "Ipse Dixit"

Well, since my pain and discomfort threshold have been breached today, I am staying home from work and whimpering on the couch. Therefore, I must find a way to amuse myself. I chose to do it by looking through all of the Oscar photos and giving out some much deserved awards.Best Jewels Award: Angelina JolieHOLY CRAP!! Angelina Jolie, my hat is off to you, bitch. I estimated your ring at 50 carats, it topped 65 carats. Touche. The color, breathtaking. The setting, breathtaking. And those earrings were a total of 115 carats between only 4 perfectly color matched emeralds. Wow. That brings the total gem weight for the evening to 180 carats. This is some Elizabeth Taylor shit. Actually, Liz cannot decide whether to slap her across the face or take her out for a 3 martini lunch because those emeralds are so fabulous...continue to full post

Full post as published by Ipse Dixit on February 23, 2009 (boomark / email).