Miscellaneous

The Ill-Advised Social Filterless Post

By Chris Stevenson

I like crass humor, what can I say?

1. I recently thought that it would be really funny in a breakup letter to an ex-girlfriend to say, "So long, and thanks for all the pussy."  (The basis of the quote is from the Hitchhiker's Guide in case you are wondering.)

2. I ran across this and I can't stop laughing about it; especially the part about the silverware:  "There are very few people who look good in red lipstick, and those people usually juggle for a living. I once met a girl who was able to pull it off, so I let her buy me dinner. Later that night she was making out with my wang, when I realized that all that lipstick was rubbing off. So I evacuated my moan-maker from her face hole, took some silverware for my trouble, and snuck out of her tent."  (From thebestpageintheuniverse.net)

3. Facebook continues to amuse.

4. I also cracked up at this line:  "If he'd managed to fish out his dick, there was a good chance he was already urinating."  It's from here.

Anyway, sorry about this post (especially to you, babe - I'm an embarrassment, I know).  Maybe someday I'll grow up.

Full post as published by Cursed With Ambition on February 06, 2009 (boomark / email).