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A Use For A Chicken That You Probably Haven't Considered

By John Mesirow

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Sorry to disappoint a certain segment of you Juicers, but it's nothing sexual. It's actually criminal. As reported by The West Australian, a man broke into a butcher shop and stole a frozen chicken. He then took that chicken to a cafe, where he allegedly used it to try to smash the cafe's window.

It probably won't surprise you that this is how he was caught:

The alleged thief was forced to call emergency services after he was injured [a minor wrist injury] using the chook [chicken] and some rocks to try to get into the cafe ...
Doh!

Full post as published by Legal Juice on February 05, 2009 (boomark / email).

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