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: Legal AnticsSilly cops-big words are for lawyers.
By NBlack
Via Lawyerist, cop talk converted to human talk:
- He indicated? He said
- I have been employed by? I worked for
- I exited the patrol vehicle? I got out of the car
- I observed? I saw
- I ascertained the location of the residence? I found the house
- I proceeded to the vicinity of? I went to
- I approached the entrance? I went to the door
- The subject approached me? She came up to me
- I apprehended the perpetrator? I arrested the man
- I obtained an item that purported to be an envelope from the individual? I got the envelope from her
- I observed the subject fleeing on foot from the location? I saw him running away
Full post as published by Legal Antics on February 04, 2009 (boomark / email).
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