Miscellaneous

Hey Pee-Wee!

Sometimes, it's better just to do the time:

A serial sex offender who failed to convince a jury he could not be a flasher because his genitals were too small was jailed for 20 months.

Michael Carney, a married 41-year-old father of two, claimed he was too embarrassed about the size of his manhood to expose himself to women - and showed the jury at Teesside Crown Court photos as proof.

He was convicted in November of seven counts of outraging public decency and was also sentenced for four counts of indecent assault which he admitted earlier.

I mean, I would hope to never be a sex offender, let alone a serial sex offender. But if I did wind up facing such charges, there's no way I'd argue my guilt on the basis of having a small manhood. I mean, just take your legal punishment, you know?

Full post as published by Quiz Law on January 31, 2008 (boomark / email).