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Life philosophy & baked goods

Woke up this morning in a cold-medication induced fog, to find a message on my phone.

Since no one ever calls me, this was sort of surprising. Upon opening the message, I found an extra-special photo from Funny Mean Friend: a cookie, iced (white) emblazoned in big red writing with the motto "I win." *

Because FMF does win. It's both a statement of fact and a life philosophy.

As a result, my new project is to find a life-motto that I can put onto a baked good. Really, it could be an excellent method of communication: pink frosting with white letters ("bite me!"), blue and yellow ("More cake!"), Funfetti ("I *heart* John Cusack"), orange & cream ("go away).

It would really cut down on my verbosity, I think. More customizable than conversation hearts, and less seasonal- no restrictions on when & how one could communicate (long words = big cookies!). Also, it would eliminate the need to talk to anyone- here's a cookie & a smile, Gunnerific (Blue & white, with sprinkles: "shut up.")

Until such time as I am able to brainstorm enough frosting-mottos to communicate my needs & desires to the outside world, I think I'll be in the kitchen, pretending I can't find my Property book. Wooooo. Its a new week, kids!

Until later, I am yours in baked goods.

* Incidentally, for pictures of the magical cookie wonder, you should check out FMF's blog, Rockin' the Schoolhouse. She is hysterical, and also, uses terms like "doomcookie." As in: "My little doomcookies all turned their homework in late, and now I'm forced to listen to their insufferable excuses."

Full post as published by Thanks, But No Thanks. on January 27, 2008 (boomark / email).