Miscellaneous

A Black Man in the White House. Hell Yeah!

What the hell are we supposed to write today? Dumb criminal and stupid lawyer stories seem fairly inappropriate, and there's no sense in trying to go about business as usual. This is history, motherfuckers.

Hmmm. Did y'all see Jill Biden slip up yesterday on Oprah, and mention that her husband was offered his choice of Secretary of State or Vice President? Oops. I guess that solidifies Hillary's also-ran status.

Ah, but who cares. That's for another day. Here are some fun facts: Teddy Roosevelt wore a ring containing a lock of Abraham Lincoln's hair to his inauguration. The Army had to use flamethrowers to clear snow for JFK's inauguration. George Washington's inaugural speech was the shortest on record, at 135 words, while William Henry Harrison's was the longest, at 8,444 words. He died 31 days later, proving that one should err on the side of brevity when it's 10 degrees outside.

Blah blah blah. At noon today, George Bush and Dick Cheney's portraits in the White House will be removed and immediately destroyed. Hallelujah. Hopefully, we can do the same for that goddamn Bush countdown clock on our site.

Giddyup, folks. Have a great inauguration day.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on January 20, 2009 (boomark / email).