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"The West Wing": Is It Actually Very Subtle Interracial Porn?

This afternoon I popped in Season 4, Disc 3 of "The West Wing" into my computer's DVD player, planning to enjoy some more fast-talking White House staffers being witty and yelling at each other. Imagine my surprise when the disc label popped up on the screen to read: "So Many White Women, So Little Time."

After overcoming the almost completely irrational thought that perhaps an episode of "The West Wing" was titled "So Many White Women, So Little Time," I did the obligatory Google search to discover that, in fact, the mystery title is the name of a porn movie. More specifically, a porn entitled: "So Many White Women, So Little Time! Interracial Bonanza." "You'll Go White Out of Your Mind," the cover proclaims. Either some DVD production company lackey had screwed up a data entry project, or I had stumbled upon some kind of liberal conspiracy to inject pornography into wholesame family programming.

I considered how, in "West Wing," political staffers and world leaders solve global crises while having wacky hijinks, whereas in "So Many White Women, So Little Time," "pretty young white girls worship big black cocks." Or at least that's what the reviewers say. Stop looking at me like that.

I considered the fact that "West Wing" features Aaron Sorkin's coke-fueled scripting and the now-mandatory walk-and-talk shooting style, while "So Many White Women, So Little Time" features "slobberific deep throating and reverse cowgirl anal pounding."

And I began to consider that, perhaps, this was all somehow tied in together, and that "West Wing" itself was actually very subtle pornography. Granted, I hadn't noticed any of the secretaries "getting orgasmically drilled fore and aft," but I can't be expected to remember the details of every single scene. You just never know these days.

My wife finally convinced me that, of all my conspiracy theories, this was probably the dumbest. She consequently rejected my request to conduct further research on the matter, so I guess we'll never the truth.

Full post as published by Clever WoT on July 28, 2007 (boomark / email).