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I'm Bernie Madoff and I do NOT suffer from OCD! Oops.. Yes I do!

I'm really taken aback by comments that are circulating by Julie Fenwick, my sweet office manager in London. The notion that I could be anally retentive just doesn't sound like me at all.

Does that picture of me and Ruth to the right look like I'm anally retentive?? For God's sakes, just because I don't drink booze doesn't mean that I'm tight!

But, Julie's suggestion that I might have OCD is something that I can't deny. I've got a bunch of disorders, right Ira?

Sweet Julie- as far as my brother Peter lecturing people not to put anything sharp on the seats of my jet (what a beauty, isn't it?), of course that's true! That plane cost me $40 mil! Don't you realize those leather seats were made to order??! Why would I want people scratching the seats???

And so what if I spent a million bucks to square off the inside of our offices in the Lipstick building??. The f--king building is round! Do you know what it did to my vertigo to be working inside of a room with round walls?? It made me so crazy, that if I didn't square them off, I'd have to get them padded!

Sweet Julie- as far as my brother Peter lecturing people not to put anything sharp on the seats of my jet (what a beauty, isn't it?), of course that's true! That plane cost me $40 mil! Why would I want people scratching the seats???

So I smoke expensive cigars, what about it?? When f--king Jimmy Cayne was running Bear, he was smoking pot half the time!! You think he wasn't buying the best shit out there??

Last thing I have to say about Julie's jabbering to the press: Why would I tell Shana things that I wouldn't tell my own sons??

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on January 05, 2009 (boomark / email).