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An academic conference about sex at academic conferences.

Yeah, I know it sounds like the the theme of novel that should have been written in the 1980s if it was going to be written at all, but there really was this conference. This week, in San Francisco, Modern Language Association.

Jennifer Drouin, an assistant professor of English and women?s studies at Allegheny College, argued that there are eight forms of conference sex...:

1. ?Conference quickies? for gay male scholars to meet gay men at local bars.
2. ?Down low? sex by closeted academics....
3. ?Bi-curious? experimentation by ?nerdy academics trying to be more hip? (at least at the MLA, where queer studies is hip)....
   
4. The ?conference sex get out of jail free? card that attendees (figuratively) trade with academic partners, permitting each to be free at their respective meetings....
5. ?Ongoing flirtations over a series of conferences, possibly over several years? that turn into conference sex....
6. ?Conference sex as social networking?...
7. ?Career building sex,? which generally crosses lines of academic rank....
8. And last but not least ? and this was the surprise of the list: ?monogamous sex among academic couples.? Drouin noted that the academic job market is so tight these days that many academics can?t live in the same cities with their partners. While many colleges try to help dual career couples, this isn?t always possible, and is particularly difficult for gay and lesbian couples, since not every college will even take their couple status seriously enough to try to find jobs for partners. So these long distance academic couples, gay and straight, tenured and adjuncts, must take the best academic positions they can, and unite at academic conferences. ?The very fucked-upness of the profession leads to conference fucking,? Drouin said.

Okay, so we are doing lists. Here's mine:

1. Sex at conferences. Do you have sex at conferences?

2. The AALS ? Association of American Law Schools Conference ? is next week. Are you going? To have sex?

3. Have you ever had "career-building sex"? Why wasn't there a category for career-destroying sex?

4. Why all this positivity about sex, especially from English professors? In novels, sex ? more than the fucked-upness of any profession ? is always destroying characters. Don't these jokers think the world owes them a living for reading novels? Why don't they sound like people who've plunged deeply into the lives of fictional characters? (I used to want to write a novel called "My Life as a Fictional Character" ? based on being married to a novelist.)

5. Doesn't it seem as though the MLA is trying too hard to be hip? An academic conference about sex at academic conferences? It's like a coffee table book about coffee tables. Hip or hipster doofus? I know I don't want it! I don't need you to tell me what I don't want, you stupid hipster doofus!

6. Now, go, go, go have sex at your sex at conferences conference, and when you come home, I won't be here anymore....

Full post as published by Althouse on January 02, 2009 (boomark / email).