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Is That Your Penis in a Jar Or Are You Just Happy to S ... Wait. Why is Your Penis in a Jar?

Freakshows. The whole world is full of 'em. Who the hell thinks to get himself off by sticking his penis in a jar? And who doesn't take it out of the jar before engaging in a high-speed chase with the coppers?

A man caught near Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh car chase, Newcastle Local Court heard yesterday.

Police drew their weapons when they suspected Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was armed.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said

The chase lasted five to 10 minutes, with a top speed of just 20 kmh, before Weatherley was stopped at Centenary Drive, Newcastle. He refused to leave the car.

Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.

They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

Jesus! That's determination! The dude was being beaten with batons and sprayed with pepper spray and he was still trying to pop a load. At the very least, you have to admire his tenacity.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on November 19, 2008 (boomark / email).