Miscellaneous

Politician Whips It Out and Sprays It on the Crowd

A reader of ours, Peter, pointed out that yesterday's successful Bodily Fluids Day here on QuizLaw left out the best urination story of the day. He was right:

It's not every day that a city councilman makes big news. Then again, it's not every day that a local official is accused of urinating on concertgoers from a nightclub balcony.

Pea-brained Jersey City Councilman Steven Lipski swore off booze Sunday - two days after he was busted for urinating on a crowd of revelers at a Washington D.C. nightclub.

"I've resolved not to touch alcohol again," Lipski told reporters outside his home.

He called the incident "deeply humiliating, very embarrassing" and "troubling."

Oh, come on, Councilman: That's just the hangover talking. Never give up alcohol! Alcohol is not the problem. Bladder control is.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on November 14, 2008 (boomark / email).