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This is why he is a prosecutor

By "Ipse Dixit"

Prosecutor: "I'm not going to be here on that day. I am going away for a week."Me: (trying to make nice) "Oh that's nice! Where are you going?"Prosecutor: "Just away."WTF is wrong with you?! Welcome to the real world where people exchange pleasantries and shit. Yes, good thing you didn't do the normal thing and say, "Oh, I'm going to Vegas," or, "Oh, I'm going to an asshole convention, I'm the guest speaker," because I might have come along and ruined your whole vacation. Jackass.This guy was picked on in school, I promise you that. No one would let him sit and the cool kid table, and he is fucking bitter and weird as a result.Freak.

Full post as published by Ipse Dixit on January 10, 2008 (boomark / email).