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The Lyrics to Poehler's Palin Song

Here are the lyrics to the Poehler-Palin song. I'm still a little bummed Palin didn't do this herself.

Whoever wrote this was genius.

My name is Sarah Palin/ You all know me
Vice President nominee/ Of the GOP
Gonna Need your vote/ In the next election
Can I get a "what what" from the Senior Section?

[Palin and Seth Myers shown rocking back and forth]

McCain got experience/ McCain got style
But don't let him freak you out/ When he tries to smile
Cuz that smile be creepy!
But when I'm VP/ All the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me

[Dancing Eskimos (Andy Samberg and Fred Armisen) enter]

How's it go eskimos?
"Eskimos!"
Tell me, tell me what you know Eskimos.
"Eskimos!"
How you feel eskimos?
"Ice Cold!"
Tell tell, tell me what you feel eskimos.
"Super cold"

I'm Jeremiah Wright/ cuz tonight I'm the preacher
I got a bookish look/ and you're all hot for teacher

[Todd Palin (Jason Sudeikis) enters]

Todd looking fine/ On his snow machine
So hot for each other/ We need a go-between

In Wasilla/ We just chill baby chilla
But when I see oil/ Let's Drill Baby Drilla!

My country/ Tis of thee
From my porch/ I can see/ Russia/ and such

All the mavericks in the house put your hands up!
All the mavericks in the house put your hands up!

[Palin throws her hands up, raises the roof]

All the plumbers in the house pull your pants up!
All the plumbers in the house pull your pants up!

When I say Obama, you say Ayers:
Obama; "Ayers"
Obama; "Ayers"
I built me a Bridge/it ain't goin' nowhere/ OH!

McCain-Palin/ Gonna put the nail in/
the coffin/ Of the media elite
"She likes red meat!"
Shoot a mother humping moose 8 days of the week
[Moose enters, gets shot]

Lyin' dead/ Lyin' dead cuz I'm an animal
And I'm bigger than you

Hold that shotgun/ Lock in the pump
Everybody party/ We're going on a hunt
La la la la la la la

[Palin and Myers seen rocking again]

[snow, more gunshots. Eskimos and Poehler leave the stage]

Full post as published by Expressio Unius on October 19, 2008 (boomark / email).