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Memo #12: Kenny Chesney, we need to talk

Dear Kenny,

I?m so glad that you have ?No shoes, no shirt?no problems.? It sounds delightful.

I, however, have all of the above. In spades. Perhaps you?d like to take some off my hands? I think I have your fair share.

Another problem: I do not have ?sun and the sand and a drink in my hands, with no bottoooomm,? though I would like it very much. I have ?wind and the cold and a migraine that?s bold, week that?s rotteeennnnnn,? and frankly, it?s a poor substitute.

There?s no need to brag, Mr. Chesney. Put it away.

Kisses!

Nobody

Full post as published by Thanks, But No Thanks. on October 02, 2008 (boomark / email).