Miscellaneous

It's good to be the Judge

Me, I get a DUI, I get tossed in the clink.

You, you get a DUI, you get tossed in the clink.

You or me, we get a second DUI, you better believe we get tossed in the clink.

A retired judge, he gets a DUI, he does four days of pro bono legal work.

A retired judge, he gets a second DUI, he does a whopping eight days of pro bono legal work.

They spin this as just part of the work release program, but it smells fucking fishy, don't it?

Full post as published by Quiz Law on September 29, 2008 (boomark / email).