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Who likes short shorts?

Apparently not a judge in Lancaster, Kentucky. Judge Janet Booth of the Garratt District Court jailed 28-year-old Kristie Arnold for wearing inappropriate clothing...for the third time! Arnold is awaiting trial on charges of harassment, criminal trespass, and leaving the scene of an accident. You'd think that facing a triple-whammy like this that you might want to get on the judge's good side.

When the judge asked her why she defied the judge's order, her response was: "I forgot." I'm sorry but the only time the rest of us forget to put on our pants is in our dreams. Maybe she was hoping to impress the judge with her looks and she was too dumb to notice the judge was not a man.

The best part is when she reported to jail, there was no room for her, yet she still managed to screw up as she tried to conceal a drug from a police officer when she being processed.

As you know at Supreme Dicta, we are very concerned with fashion issues, both inside and outside the courtroom. As such, we can think of no better way to celebrate our 300th post than telling this story. Thanks to all of you who read this (somewhat) humble little blog. Sorry the posting is infrequent sometimes, but I do have a life outside of this blog and sometimes life gets in the way. I'm looking forward to many more hundreds of posts in the days to come.

Full post as published by Supreme Dicta on August 25, 2008 (boomark / email).