Miscellaneous

Uhm ... ew?

Nineteen-year-old Ronnie A. Ballard is a real winner:

Repeated discoveries of human feces in clothing and other items left in an apartment building's basement laundry room led to charges Thursday against a 19-year-old man.

Authorities said Ronnie A. Ballard was arrested after a woman whose laundry had been soiled chased him back to his apartment in an adjoining building.

Residents also reported finding feces in shoes and boots in an apartment hallway and in washing machines where it soiled a comforter, baby clothes and other items that had to be thrown out.

Ballard was charged with three counts of disorderly conduct, three counts of criminal damage to property and one count of bail jumping. Court records showed he also is facing charges of lewd and lascivious behavior in Waukesha and Lincoln counties.

Ballard was jailed in lieu of $1,400 bail.

The only thing I can figure is that Ballard's only proper bathroom facility was an outhouse, and he decided it was just too cold up there in Madison, Wisconsin to be going outside to do his business. That's the story I'm going with, in any event.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on January 29, 2008 (boomark / email).