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: Say What!By Judge Jerry Buchmeyer
From Judge Buddie J. Hahn, Texas Bar Journal, Vol. 50, No. 11 ? December 1987.
Q. On the day that Twine was shot, were you intoxicated?
A. I definitely was not.
Q. Had you been drinking that day?
A. I drank a few beers.
Q. How many beers did you drink?
A. About thirty (30).
Q. And you were not drunk?
A. No.
Q. What is your definition of drunk?
A. Drunk is when you fall down and you can?t get up.
Full post as published by Say What! on September 12, 2008 (boomark / email).
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