Miscellaneous

Gives a new meaning to "laying pipe"

Yikes. When a Deltona, Florida man heard noises coming out of his teenage daughter's bedroom on a Thursday morning, he grabbed a metal pipe and went upstairs. Where he found a naked boy standing on his daughter's bed. So he swung the pipe at the kid, chased the kid out of the house and called the cops.

Who promptly arrested the father for aggravated battery on a child. The boy, meanwhile, had to have a head wound closed with staples.

And you gotta love how close this dad is to his daughter, given that he didn't even know she had a boyfriend, who she had been sneaking into the home for over a year. Who needs good parenting when you've got a metal pipe?!

Full post as published by Quiz Law on September 15, 2008 (boomark / email).