Law Humor

By Judge Jerry Buchmeyer

These two contributions are from Stephen A. Doggett of Richmond from his examination of the husband in a divorce case:

Q. So, what are you saying? Are you saying she is not a good mother? ?

A. I?m just saying that sometimes I may have felt that she did things I wouldn?t have done.

Q. Well, you are not supposing ? that everybody is an Ozzie and Harriett kind of family situation, are you?

A. I don?t know who Ozzie and Harriet are.

Ms. Scardino: Can I ask Roger if he would take all of that out of the record?

The Court: No, Ms. Scardino. You have shot your own foot off about your age.

Ms. Scardino: Okay. I guess I will continue now.

Full post as published by Say What! on September 09, 2008 (boomark / email).