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By Judge Jerry Buchmeyer

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July 2008 - The Death Certificate

L.T. ?Butch? Bradt, of Houston, found this title contribution in the case of Rodriguez v. Rodriguez in Fort Bend County. ?Dear Sir, I cannot believe that you would fax my office any kind of motion. Especially not an Emergency Ex-Parte Motion to Retain Case on Court?s Docket. You have noticed that I have a vacation letter on file with the District Clerk of Fort Bend County, Texas for the next two weeks, which includes today. Furthermore, attached is a copy of the Death Certificate of Francisco Rodriguez. This letter is not to be construed as any appearance by me or the specter of an appearance by Francisco Rodriguez, who is dead. This court should tell Mr. Thomas and his Client to stop haunting the halls in a vain attempt to resurrect this case and breathe life into a dead case. The Ex-Parte Motion should be denied.

Sincerely,
___________?

Full post as published by Say What! on September 05, 2008 (boomark / email).