Miscellaneous

Uhm. ...Ew.

Reader Matthew C. pointed us to this story out of Florida (of course) knowing how much we'd love it. Right you were sir, right you were:

A 22-year-old suspected truck burglar made a dirty mistake after he tried to hide inside a portable toilet on Saturday. Tampa police said the man broke into two pickup trucks at a parking lot and the owner of the second truck fought the suspect and chased him to a nearby construction site.

The suspect tried to hide in the Port-O-Let, but the victim found him and turned it over, covering him in huge amounts of human waste.

The man was been charged with auto burglary and possession of burglary tools.

They did something like this in Jackass and I said it then, and I 'll say it now: "Ew ew ew."

Full post as published by Quiz Law on September 05, 2008 (boomark / email).