Miscellaneous

Upstate Assemblyman Sure Wishes for a Lot of Things ...

A married assemblyman and father of two in upstate New York sent out an email titled, "What I wish," to a 19-year-old intern, which included these lovely wishes:

". . . that i could be painting your toenails right now . . . that i could see you do that little cheerleader move . . . that i could be your human lollipop . . . that i could take a shower in your shower with all that girly stuff."

Sadly, for the intern, Sam Hoyt's affair with her ended in 2004 (it began sometime in 2003), so suggests an email from the intern to Sam:

"How many girls do you have exactly???," the intern wrote. "I hate you. I knew you were lying, but I was so stupid . . . you scumbag . . . f--- off . . . leave me alone and go be with your other girlfriends."

The assemblyman probably won't be punished because the affair predates a rule established by the assembly banning fraternization between lawmakers and interns, after a series of late-night shenanigans took place.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on August 25, 2008 (boomark / email).