Miscellaneous

Who's the Elitist Now, You Bitter Old Bitch?

You had to know that, the GOP candidate from one of the richest families in Arizona started calling Barack Obama an elitist because he ate arugula that it'd eventually bite him in the ass.

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) said in an interview Wednesday that he was uncertain how many houses he and his wife, Cindy, own.

"I think -- I'll have my staff get to you," McCain told Politico in Las Cruces, N.M. "It's condominiums where -- I'll have them get to you."

It must be nice to be one of the millions of Average Joes in the United States who doesn't know how many houses he owns. Well, according to "his staff," the answer is four. According to Newsweek, that answer is seven. He owns seven houses, which he likely travels to and from in his private jet, and in which his private chef never, ever serves him arugula. I mean: Arugula! What kind of rich, elitist motherfucker eats spicy greens?

Full post as published by Quiz Law on August 21, 2008 (boomark / email).