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Hey! Whats Worse than Rain on Your Wedding Day-ay?

Ooooh. Oooooh. I know! I know! Pick me! Pick me!

How about getting arrested for criminal contempt and being jailed without bail? For violating a restraining order. Put out by your bride!

A New York state man has been arrested for getting too close to his bride on their wedding day. Police said Timothy Cole quarreled with a wedding guest at a party Friday after wedding his ex-wife in Batavia.

Officers knew the 45-year-old Cole from previous arrests and realized his bride had an order of protection against him.

Not much of a honeymoon when you can't get 100 feet from your wife. I mean, unless your hammer is 100 feet and six inches long. And by hammer ... Oh fuck it.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on August 12, 2008 (boomark / email).