Miscellaneous

Sometimes an eye-for-an-eye isn't such a bad thing

A New York woman has been charged with punishing her 7-year-old son by putting him in a hot oven. The punishment was over the son's heinous crime of losing his mom's cell phone. He was burnt on his arms, hand, nose and leg. And although a day care provider noticed the burns, she didn't fulfill her legal duty to report the incident, so she's also been brought up on charges.

Now as a Jew, I really shouldn't be promoting the notion of putting anyone in an oven. I get that. But this bitch? That mom needs some toasty-time. Twenty minutes a side at 450 degrees, or so, should do it.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on January 24, 2008 (boomark / email).