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Lawn Boy Murdered

By Kevin Underhill

"I can do that [if I want to]," Keith Walendowski told police after he shot his lawn mower to death.  "It's my lawn mower and my yard," he said, "so I can shoot it if I want."  The mower's fatal mistake was apparently a failure to start. A man should have the right to deal with his own disobedient appliances in his own way, especially in his own yard, and in fact police don't seem to have specifically disputed this point.  But they did charge Walend read more

Full post as published by Lowering the Bar on July 28, 2008 (boomark / email).