Law Humor

Because, if she didn't have legal skills, she'd be totally unqualified.

By NBlack

Via Above the Law comes this rather peculiar Craigslist job posting:

Help Wanted: Concubine - m4w - 35 (Upper East Side)
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Job Description: You will regularly provide sexual services as needed and on demand. Specific services required will vary from time to time, but generally will encompass all ordinary sexual activities, with some "pushing of the envelope," dependent upon a determination of where "the envelope" resides for you. The frequency of my need for your services will also vary, but generally I will call upon you two to three times per week... In short, your job description is to do as you are asked, without resistance or condition. While this position will not interfere with an ordinary "day job," it does preclude concurrent involvement in any other sexual relationships.

Qualifications: You must be a woman and over eighteen years of age, but otherwise age, race, and nationality will not be significant to the employment decision. Experience in a comparable position would be helpful, but is not necessary - I am willing to train the right person for the job. The successful candidate will be bright, articulate, extremely flexible, and willing to learn how best to fulfill her role as Concubine. Legal background (e.g., attorney, law student, or pre-law student) a plus, but not required.

Full post as published by Legal Antics on July 14, 2008 (boomark / email).