Miscellaneous

OK, maybe Florida isn't entirely worthless

...After all, this "Brothel Bus" sounds pretty solid. For $40, folks could ride a sleek bus down Collins Ave, complete with open bar, lap dances, a curtained-off VIP section and a bit of sucky-sucky or fucky-fucky (everything but the open bar cost extra, of course). But the good time ride is over, now that undercover cops have busted the not-so-free ride.

The bus driver was charged with transporting for the purpose of prostitution and possession of a controlled substance (he had some Viagra on him, presumably for customers having trouble getting their Miami beached). But I love what the six women on the bus were charged with -- violating a dance hall ordinance. It's like fucking Flashdance all over again, man!

(Hat tip to Harlan over at Supreme Dicta.)

Full post as published by Quiz Law on July 01, 2008 (boomark / email).