Law Humor

By Judge Jerry Buchmeyer

This contribution is from Roger D. Hepworth of Austin (Henslee Schwartz), who writes that he "was reading an old case and had to laugh out loud."

This was an appeal of a student discipline matter in a case before the Commissioner of Education. The student smuggled alcohol on a band trip in a shampoo bottle. He admitted bringing the alcohol in his luggage.

Finding of Fact No. 2 reads as follows: "A hearing was held on May 21, 1986, by the principal, Johnnie Walker.

Full post as published by Say What! on June 23, 2008 (boomark / email).